FAMOUS LAST WORDS
"Yes, THOSE fucking cannons!" -- Lord Cardigan minutes before the Charge of the Light Brigade.
"It'll be over before Christmas." -- Lord Kitchener, 1914
"Provided they land on the right beach it'll be a piece of piss!" -- Winston Churchill 1915
"That nice Mr Hitler has promised us Peace in our Time!" -- Neville Chamberlain 1939
"We may as well keep the entire fleet safe and sound in one place." -- Commander in charge of the US navy at Pearl Harbour
"It'll take the Soviets at least twenty years to develop an atomic bomb." -- Harry Truman 1946
"We'll show those Goddamn Cubans!" -- President Kennedy at 'Bay of Pigs' briefing.
"I prefer a convertible." -- President Kennedy, Dallas 1964
"We'll show those Goddamn pinko commy bastards!" -- President Johnson 1965
"Fuck you Mick, this is MY band." -- Brian Jones
"Your president is not a crook!" -- Richard M. Nixon
"Saddam Hussein is a man we can trust." -- President Reagan 1975
"Saddam Hussein is a man we can trust." -- Donald Rumsfeld 1976
"Those Jewish pricks wouldn't dare bomb my nuclear facility." -- Saddam Hussein
"Suck this, Penelope! It's our secret." -- Pedophile priest and naked choir boy.
"Pray for the Pope and God will cure him." -- One billion naive Catholics
"Who gives a toss about the United Nations?" -- Slobodan Milosovich
"Suck this, bitch! It's our secret." -- President Clinton
"Who in their right mind would attack the World Trade Centre?" -- FBI and CIA on 10th September 2001
"We'll show those Goddamn Iraqis!" -- Donald Rumsfeld 2003
"Mission Accomplished!" -- George W. Bush 2003
"They'll never find me!" -- Saddam Hussein 2004
"Fuel prices will peak at $2 a litre." -- 100,000 SUV owners desperately seeking buyers for their abandoned battletrucks.
"Those Jewish pricks wouldn't dare bomb my nuclear facilities." -- Iranian President Ahmadinejad.
"Our investment in Airbus will certainly pay dividends." -- Frantic Qantas CEOs blending aviation fuel with cooking oil.
"We won't be rushed into dealing with so-called global warming." -- Future Australian Prime Minister speaking from the roof of Parliament House.
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"Yes, THOSE fucking cannons!" -- Lord Cardigan minutes before the Charge of the Light Brigade.
"It'll be over before Christmas." -- Lord Kitchener, 1914
"Provided they land on the right beach it'll be a piece of piss!" -- Winston Churchill 1915"That nice Mr Hitler has promised us Peace in our Time!" -- Neville Chamberlain 1939
"We may as well keep the entire fleet safe and sound in one place." -- Commander in charge of the US navy at Pearl Harbour
"It'll take the Soviets at least twenty years to develop an atomic bomb." -- Harry Truman 1946
"We'll show those Goddamn Cubans!" -- President Kennedy at 'Bay of Pigs' briefing.
"I prefer a convertible." -- President Kennedy, Dallas 1964
"We'll show those Goddamn pinko commy bastards!" -- President Johnson 1965
"Fuck you Mick, this is MY band." -- Brian Jones
"Your president is not a crook!" -- Richard M. Nixon
"Saddam Hussein is a man we can trust." -- President Reagan 1975
"Saddam Hussein is a man we can trust." -- Donald Rumsfeld 1976
"Those Jewish pricks wouldn't dare bomb my nuclear facility." -- Saddam Hussein
"Suck this, Penelope! It's our secret." -- Pedophile priest and naked choir boy."Pray for the Pope and God will cure him." -- One billion naive Catholics
"Who gives a toss about the United Nations?" -- Slobodan Milosovich
"Suck this, bitch! It's our secret." -- President Clinton
"Who in their right mind would attack the World Trade Centre?" -- FBI and CIA on 10th September 2001
"We'll show those Goddamn Iraqis!" -- Donald Rumsfeld 2003
"Mission Accomplished!" -- George W. Bush 2003
"They'll never find me!" -- Saddam Hussein 2004
"Fuel prices will peak at $2 a litre." -- 100,000 SUV owners desperately seeking buyers for their abandoned battletrucks."Those Jewish pricks wouldn't dare bomb my nuclear facilities." -- Iranian President Ahmadinejad.
"Our investment in Airbus will certainly pay dividends." -- Frantic Qantas CEOs blending aviation fuel with cooking oil.
"We won't be rushed into dealing with so-called global warming." -- Future Australian Prime Minister speaking from the roof of Parliament House.
Real Wild Church
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